Public Service Announcement:
attention everyone:
please do not buy your chinese food from the gas station.
posted by Amy at 7:44 PM
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
no, that was a lie. i don't care one way or the other.
posted by Amy at 7:44 PM
7 Comments:
Oh, I don't know. Get your gas, then get your food. The sequence really doesn't matter, does it?
clever pun, dad. but i really think that gas would be the least of your problems if you ate the gas station chinese food.
*graphic description warning*
if you cannot handle a gross description of the effects of food on a digestive system, please do not continue reading.
paddy once had an experience after eating mushrooms (his digestive system's archnemesis) that he referred to as "the ten plagues of Egypt coming out of his butt" (for an even better mental image, those plagues, in no particular order, include: gnats, flies, frogs, locusts, hail, boils, death to livestock, water turning to blood, darkness, and death to firstborn.)
i imagine the gas station chinese food might have a similar effect.
Ames - what is it with you and food? First it was the toasted sandwich, now Chinese food purchased from a gas station. Ever think of cooking a meal, uh, at home (where you actually know who has been taking liberties with your food)?
I agree with my brother. Anytime you see the words "food" and "gas" on the same sign ... well, you get the drift.
The the plagues...don't unleash the ten plagues again...no matter what you do
Is it a little weird that I looked at Mobil and though "Uh, thats spelled wrong it should totally be movil, and theres an accent on the o"
I'm ridiculous
Let's hear it for Bakersfield! Gas and Kung Pao together again. It doesn't get any better. That's the corner of Stine and Stockdale if anybody wants to go.
Is it "Eat, gas and go" or "Gas, eat and go" (or does it matter)?
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