Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
I'm still here. I swear. I've got so much going on, I don't even know what I've got going on anymore. Almost done with school. And speaking of school...I just checked my Vanguard e-mail, and got an announcement for what's going on in chapel next week. It's all about homosexuality. I wonder how they will decorate for this one! This week was tolerance week. Do you know what they did for tolerance week? They put up tee pees all over campus. Don't even ask me, I have no idea. But a couple of quotes came to mind this week.
#1. I don't remember where we were or why this came up, but...
Paul Wallace: Boy, we sure treated the indians like crap, huh?
Andrew Charlton: Well, that's what happens when you live in a tee pee.
-July 7, 2003
#2. I was studying for a history test, and Richard Harbaugh offered me a little bit of test-taking advice...
"Hey, if you're havin' any trouble with that stuff, just remember: the answer to 80% of the questions is, 'We treated the indians like dicks.'"
-October 21, 2002
Yes, sometimes I write down funny things and then laugh about them again years later. I have a book of funny things people have said. I'm tired. Good times...scratch that...great times
#1. I don't remember where we were or why this came up, but...
Paul Wallace: Boy, we sure treated the indians like crap, huh?
Andrew Charlton: Well, that's what happens when you live in a tee pee.
-July 7, 2003
#2. I was studying for a history test, and Richard Harbaugh offered me a little bit of test-taking advice...
"Hey, if you're havin' any trouble with that stuff, just remember: the answer to 80% of the questions is, 'We treated the indians like dicks.'"
-October 21, 2002
Yes, sometimes I write down funny things and then laugh about them again years later. I have a book of funny things people have said. I'm tired. Good times...scratch that...great times
posted by Amy at 12:02 AM
3 Comments:
First, nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Churck Norris.
Second, I'm going to try Richard's response in my next testing situation. I'm pretty sure the professor will be receptive.
Third, they should decorate for chapel next week with little pillars of salt everywhere, ala Lot's wife, and with some burning sulphur raining from heaven.
Also, he'd probably kill me for spelling his name incorrectly. Take that, Churck!
Wow, I have absolutely no recollection of that tee pee discussion. You have a much finer memory than me.
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